Got some reviews this week. First, from Liz Bourke’s Livejournal. And on David Slayton’s blog. I’ve also gotten a few more reviews on Goodreads, though my Amazon reviews are going a little slower. I blame the fact that you have to write something on Amazon.
And now for a funny, courtesy of Gizoogle where anything you look up on the internet comes out like this:
Da Pyramid Waltz
To most, Supa-Hoe Katya Nar Umbriel be a rogue n’ a layabout; her ass parties, her ass huntz n’ her ass breaks womenz hearts. But when tha festival lightz go down n’ tha palace slumbers, Katya chases traitors ta tha crown n’ protectz tha kingdomz top billin secret: tha royal Umbriels is part Fiend. Y’all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! When Katya thwartz a attempt ta expose tha kingz monstrous side, her ass uncovers a deal ta let tha Fiendz up ta play.
Starbride has no interest up in bein a courtier. Ignorin her muthaz order ta snare a influential spouse, her ass comes ta court only ta study law. But a flirtatious rake of a bizzatch proves hard ta resist, n’ Starbride is pulled tha fuck into a ghetto of secretz dat leaves lil room fo’ honesty and ludd, a ghetto neither biatch may survive.
Yo Ass can cop Da Pyramid Waltz muthafuckin right now!
I laughed so freaking hard. I suggest you not try it now unless you want to just derail your day.