Are you ready? Wait for it…wait for it…waaaaiiiit for it….
My author copies are here. SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
It’s an actual physical thing! For the touching! And the fondling! I sat and watched TV with them, and when I went to the fridge, I asked if they wanted anything!!!?!?!?!?
You ready for more?
Bookmarks! To give away! At cons and things! To people who might want to buy my book! Which is a REAL THING!!!!!
I’m so high right now. Let’s all go out for ice cream sundaes. Except for the lactose intolerant among you. Y’all can just get drunk.