Some of my favorite poses:
Good for your back.
Swimming is much easier without the water.
Just pretend it isn’t there.
Neither will fail at scoring you food.
Dance can’t be boring with laser danger.
That’s how they pack in the calories.
I tell you, dogs have figured out this swimming thing.
Terrifying. Advanced: do not attempt unsupervised.
The most advanced pose. By the time anyone sees you, they’re already dead.
Sorry I was AWOL last week. Big big news is afoot. I’ll tell you more when I can. Don’t forget, Maria Zannini will be here on August 3rd. It was going to be the 6th, but you know time travelers, very hard to nail down.
Do you do yoga? And are you as good as my pets?